It's 44 meters long!

Needless to say, he’s not short of friends who want to go for a spin on it. ‘I hold race nights with about 30 people and I run it all properly with qualifying laps and everything" he said

spell out a slang word which means you're really drunk. 

Expert Susie Dent confirmed the term for a "rude or obnoxious person" was OK.

But Channel 4 said it was "not appropriate" and produced more letters.

See if you can work it out - the letters were 

Worked it out? Don't say it out loud in the office!

2. Employee’s finger was stuck in a bowling ball.

3. Employee had a hair transplant gone bad.

4. Employee fell asleep as his desk while working and hit his head.

5. Employee said a cow broke into her house.

6. Employee’s girlfriend threw a Sit n Spin through his living room window.

7. Employee’s foot was caught in the garbage disposal.

8. Employee called in sick from a bar at 5:00 p.m. the night before.

9. Employee said he wasn’t feeling too clever that day.

10.Employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit